after Aimee Nezhukumatathil
I don’t like this shade of pink.
This shade of pink isn’t very flattering to me.
The pink’s a bit girly, isn’t it?
I thought there’d be pokies. I thought there’d be a casino. I thought there’d be showgirls. There’s so much potential here that they’re missing out on.
Total tourist trap! What do they think we are?
Very dangerous for children, due to the lack of fencing around the water at the Pink Terrace. Health & Safety would have a ball at this place! Don’t take your children, their lives will be much better if they don’t have to deal with such things.
So many native people in the village. Is that really necessary? What do they add to it? I didn’t like the way they dressed.
I could’ve made terraces that were better than this. They seem poorly designed.
It was so cold at night. So cold. So very cold.
Volcano erupted while I was there, destroyed terraces, killed me. What a waste of money. Very disappointed.
First published in takahē 95 (2019)